Tweets about: Die Teufel Von Loudun

Tyler Oakley

Wait that wasn't a fat joke, I literally can't live without carbs like I would rather die than not eat all the bread in the world.

10 years ago

you text me I respond in 15 seconds then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later i'm still waiting for a response

10 years ago

Elephants can die of a broken heart if a mate dies. They refuse to eat and will lay down, shedding tears until they starve to death

10 years ago

Highest things in Denver right now: 4) All residents 3) Von Miller 2) Jon Gruden's B.A.C. 1) Peyton Manning's QB rating

10 years ago

If my alarm is set for 7:00 AM, and you wake me up at 6:57 AM ...prepare to die!

10 years ago

When I die, I want to come back as Jennifer Aniston's hair. #TheRachel

10 years ago

When you need a sweater in the morning, then almost die from heat exhaustion in the afternoon.

10 years ago