Tweets about: Directery Fix

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You know you're drunk when even autocorrect can't fix your text.

10 years ago

Al-Shabaab don't represent 1 billion Muslims. They also don't represent Somalis. For assuming they do, you represent ignorance. So fix it.

10 years ago

DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA GRAB ZAYN AND SLAM HIM ON THE BED CRAWL ON TOP OF HIM AND REACH IN HIS PANTS AND GRAB HIS PHONE AND FIX HIS ICON

10 years ago

If you're friendzoned, ask to fix you up with one of her friends. She'll either feel jealous and admit her feelings or set you up on a date

10 years ago

A good boyfriend can’t fix all of your problems, but he can promise you that you won’t have to face them alone.

10 years ago

there's only so much a shower, a cup of coffee even your favorite song can fix. they don't plug the holes forever. your ship will leak again

10 years ago

Sometimes you just outgrow people. Don't try to fix it or repair, just accept it and move on.

10 years ago