Dirty Animal Jokes tweets
Seth MacFarlane
Per several Family Guy episodes: whenever there’s a government shutdown, we can all steal a zoo animal. Go get yours.
Football Jokes
RT if you think Real Madrid have made a mistake by selling Ozil.
Students Problems
I just want you. That's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you. ❤
Jack Whitehall
Time for bad education people. Featuring my mother! And dirty Vienetta.
Josh Peck
Our pilot just got on the loud speaker and proceeded to tell three knock knock jokes. It was nice knowing you all.
Funny
I just want you. That's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you. ❤
Stephen Fry
Ooh, that naughty @David_Cameron has stolen the “profit’s not a dirty word” idea: shall we sue? http://t.co/qX5fqyNxNG