Tweets about: Dj Kid Stretch Wzr003

Michael Clifford

Messed up my leg on stage :( lol @M1Jarvis had to help me stretch it out

10 years ago

Fun idea: Don't have kids? Hire a babysitter, say the kid is asleep upstairs & not to be woken. When you return, ask where your child is.

10 years ago

I never cared about wishes before. But now, I just want to act like a kid and wish. I wish you would stay forever.

10 years ago

picking my kid up from school in 25 years me: yo shawty, leggoo kid: omg me: stop being a hater yolo kid: you're embarrassing me me: swag

10 years ago

If a man says you're ugly he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

10 years ago

Sus, nakapag Starbucks lang feeling rich kid na, isampal ko sayo yang Mocha Frappe makita mo.

10 years ago

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

10 years ago