Draenic Hunting Knife tweets
UberFacts
Jaguars often get high from eating hallucinogenic roots, which also increases their senses for hunting.
Steve Stifler
That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber just to open it.
Speak Comedy
You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless.
Barney Stinson
That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a lightsaber just to open it.
Elijah Daniel
running through the airport with a knife so security will tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held.
Lad Banter
If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument, pull out bread, ham & mayo. Instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich.
