Draft Horse Saddles tweets
Speak Comedy
I hate it when other people laugh and still look attractive, but when I laugh I look like an awkward horse.
Funny Quotes
Teacher: Give me a sentence with defence,defeat and detail Me: When the horse jumps over defence defeat go before detail
Cute Emergency
Just a cute baby horse cooling off. http://t.co/SqgcQNhMN9
theScore
"With the second pick in the 2003 NBA Draft..." Darko Milicic is now a professional carp fisherman. Yes, a fisherman: http://t.co/sbAJNt99OT
Sterling Archer
Wrote a “War Horse” spin-off. “Medical Cot” follows a standard issue US Army medical cot as it witnesses the atrocities of war....
Weird Horse
Just got through to the Glastonbury line but they hung up on me because I'm a horse