Driftwood Bathroom Shelf tweets
Fitness & Nutrition
Keep goals in front of you. Write them down and put them in 3 places you see often: car, room, bathroom. Make them happen!!
Capndesdes! ⚓
TEXT: "I can't wait to bend you over a bathroom sink". TEXT: "omg autocorrect. I meant "hey how's it going"
Mac.
In case there is any confusion. I had intercourse in an airplane bathroom while it was over 30 thousand feet in the air.
Pete Wilson
There is a scary, painful, long-term shelf life to ugly, hateful, abusive words. Think before you speak.
KING
always love hving nice good quality expensive stuffs that last long on ur body. hey i smell like chocolate. fresh from d bathroom. nyait
tom fletcher
There's something you should know, I do about 83% of my tweeting from the bathroom. I feel I should have been more honest about this upfront
anthony spears
it should be illegal for teachers to not let you go to the bathroom