Driver Philips Cornice tweets
Cloyd Rivers
Prius driver: "I get 70 MPG. What do you get?" Me: "Laid." Merica.
UberFacts
In Finland, the cost of a speeding ticket is determined by the driver’s annual income.
Caroline Dries
Tonight's #TVD Road trip with Katherine Pierce. Maybe the worst back seat driver ever? Ask @rsonnenshine and @mhsutaylor.
Richard Branson
"No dream is too big, no dreamer is too small." Guy Gagné, champion driver (& animated snail!) http://t.co/nxDfDxKhXx
Mister Banatero
Wag na wag kang uupo sa likod ng driver ng jeep kung ayaw mong magkapart time job.
Google Tips
Rather than flicking off a rude driver, give them a thumbs down—it’ll do a better job of making them feel ashamed.
Steve Stifler
I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: "What do you do at a red light?" Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
