Drunk Commentator Regatta tweets
Party Problems
There are 3 good things in life, best friends, drunk nights, and drunk nights with best friends
Jay Gatsby
And in the end, we were all just humans, drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.
Stats Canada
87% of Canadians are listening to their drunk uncle explain how the Leafs could be better if he were running things
