Dynamio Open Air tweets
Mark Hoppus
My wife, having trouble w her phone asked "How do I change my view?" I said "Keep an open mind to new experiences?" We both chuckled. 6/10
Donald J. Trump
Obama can open the Mall for illegals to protest our country yet he continues to barricade WWII memorial. That’s an absolute disgrace.
Gemma Styles
Fairly sure there's some sort of buzzy insect trapped in the air conditioning vent in my room... Killer bee? Killer bee? Killer bee? #nz
Not Will Ferrell
1: Go to Ikea, 2: Hide in a wardrobe, 3: Wait for someone to open it, 4: Yell "WELCOME TO NARNIA!
Students Problems
Study (verb) = The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
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Berhati-hatilah membuat wanita menangis, karena Tuhan menghitung setiap tetesan air matanya. #PesanUntukMantan :D
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Nangis mulu, emangnya dia lihat air mata kamu? Galau mulu, emangnya dia ngerti perasaan kamu?
