Tweets about: Electromagnetic Door Holder

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People come and go and forget to close the door.

10 years ago

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

10 years ago

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “IT’S A NO FROM ME"

10 years ago

hello yes 911 my mom didnt close the door behind her when she left my room

10 years ago

Knock, & the door will be opened. -Luke 11.9

10 years ago

*sees bus* *runs for it* *driver closes door on my face* *bang on the door* *no reply* *loads of people see* http://t.co/emh3miyUQA

10 years ago

Phone, wallet, and keys -- tap each pocket to make sure the 3 essentials are there, and then walk out of the door.

10 years ago