Tweets about: Emprunt A Lot 1921 F1000

James Yammouni

*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

10 years ago

things that make me cry: - math - getting yelled at - people - school actually basically everything idk why i started making a list

10 years ago

99 YARDS! WOW! A.J. McCarron to Amari Cooper down the sideline, for the go-ahead score. Tide lead 28-21. #BAMAvsAUB

10 years ago

Hey guys, it's day 2 of my follow spree. If u want a follow u must include #VicsgivingDay2 in ur tweet. It starts in 5 min. Get Ready! RT

10 years ago

me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end

10 years ago

According to Discovery, scientists have recently discovered certain brain parasites that can facilitate a Zombie Apocalypse.

10 years ago

If you play radio static, cut a ping-pong ball in half, tape the halves over your eyes and lie down, you'll start hallucinating.

10 years ago