Empty Registry Keys tweets
Max Lucado
Don't shop for groceries on an empty stomach. Don't make major decisions with a weary heart. Refresh, then choose.
Hunter Moore
An empty doritos bag or foil works just as good as a condom #TheMooreYouKnow
Jordan Jansen
I have a theory. You know how the potato bag chips are always half empty? What if the chips eat each other because they're just so yummy.
Funny Tweets!
i am constantly putting things where they don't belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith in other people
Life Pro Tips
Never ever take ibuprofen to cure a hangover. On an empty stomach it can actually tear your stomach lining
Lucy Watson
Don't you hate it when you're in an empty restaurant and someone comes and sits on the table right next to you? Go away!
