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Erin Schwendemann Mom Needs Coffee tweets

UberFacts

There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a single cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested and half caused cancer in rats.

https://twitter.com/UberFacts

12 years ago

Students Problems

mom: how are your grades this semester me: mother what's important is that we have our health

https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool

12 years ago

Because I'm a Guy

"Can I use your phone to call my mom?" "Yeah, just hit redial."

https://twitter.com/CauseWereGuys

12 years ago

Common White Girl

friend: hey who wants to start a gang me: ill ask my mom me: my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

https://twitter.com/CommonWhiteGrl

12 years ago

Helen Keller

My mom bought me a Netflix subscription. What kind of sick joke is this

https://twitter.com/The_HelenKeller

12 years ago

FAT AMY

friend: hey who wants to start a gang me: ill ask my mom me: my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

https://twitter.com/RelatableQuote

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