Erin Schwendemann Mom Needs Coffee tweets
UberFacts
There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a single cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested and half caused cancer in rats.
Students Problems
mom: how are your grades this semester me: mother what's important is that we have our health
Because I'm a Guy
"Can I use your phone to call my mom?" "Yeah, just hit redial."
Common White Girl
friend: hey who wants to start a gang me: ill ask my mom me: my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay
Helen Keller
My mom bought me a Netflix subscription. What kind of sick joke is this
FAT AMY
friend: hey who wants to start a gang me: ill ask my mom me: my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay
