Exchequer Restaurant Dublin tweets
Speak Comedy
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
I Keep It Real
I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye.. So I ordered reeeeaaaallllyyyy slow, because she obviously doesn't listen.
SUCK MY FUCK
Lady @ Mexican restaurant tells me I can't order Guacamole because they're out of avocados, then brings me a salad with avocados on it ROFL!
Chill Humor
*At a restaurant* Waiter: "Would you like a table?" Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
