Extreme Heel Bulk Buy tweets
Common White Girl
*asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* "no christmas is coming"
Albie Manzo
I'm the type of guy who waited to buy Drake's new album instead of downloading it because I don't want to hurt his feelings @DrakeTheTypee
Not A Rapist
Girl: "all boys are the same" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.
Students Problems
You can't buy happiness...but you can buy beer and that's kinda the same thing.
Funny Tweets
Mom: "Are you going with me to the store?" Me: "No I'm tired." Mom: "I'll buy you something" Me: "Yeah ill be ready in a minute"
Domo Fucking Genesis
I just wanna get a blue polo and brown slacks and go pretend I work at best buy.
anthony
Women's logic: I went to buy a dress. But I saw a beautiful pair of shoes. So I bought this handbag.