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Brad Haugen
when the #BELIEVEmovie presale goes live (SOON :) ), get your tix fast - only in theaters for a limited time! http://t.co/wbCjvDfLSu
UberFacts
Coconuts kill more people each year than sharks do - Approximately 150 people are killed by coconuts each year.
High School Problems
If you can say these 4 words fast without getting tongue tied, you're a genius: 1: Eye 2: Yam 3: Stew 4: Peed
Story Of My Life!
Rabbits jump, they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run, they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years... Lesson learned.
Speak Comedy
Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn't any." Me: I know! That's how far behind I am
