Tweets about: Fat Willies Boracay

Female Pains

me: why am i so fat me: eats 17 pizzas me: eats 49 tubs of ice cream me: eats entire family me: why

10 years ago

LADIES, lifting weights is not going 2 make u buff, bulky & manly. U are a woman, u will build lean muscle which will help you burn fat!

10 years ago

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.

10 years ago

Red mustang pulls up next to you. Glance over in hopes of seeing a hot chick. Fat dude. #HappensEveryTime

10 years ago

"I'm freezing." "I feel so fat right now." "Where's my phone?" "Where are my keys?" "Don't tag me in that." Me, everyday

10 years ago

Bendtner is the fat bloke who describes himself as 'handy', plays himself up front, loses the game, doesn't get a round in, leaves in a BMW.

10 years ago

Serious though, never waste calories on full fat Coke!

10 years ago