Tweets about: Fat Yurizan

GRUMPY CAT

My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

10 years ago

me: why am i so fat me: eats 17 pizzas me: eats 49 tubs of ice cream me: eats entire family me: why

10 years ago

why can’t my fat leave me just like everything else does

10 years ago

I saw a fat girl at the gym today. She had an iPad strapped to her arm.

10 years ago

Yo Momma so fat, she got baptized at Sea World

10 years ago

things i'm good at: - being fat - being awkward - being ugly - being ugly - being ugly

10 years ago

Yo mama so fat, you need a pokeflute to wake her up!

10 years ago