Female Hockey Pei tweets
Drake
When a female is used to getting hurt, she won't know how it feels when a man starts to appreciate her, so she ends up pushing him away.
Best of Cancer
If a #Cancer female is hurt, she will cry her heart out & retreat into a silent spell. If she retreats, she becomes unreachable.
The New York Times
"Saturday Night Live" held auditions for a black female performer to join the show in January http://t.co/iUNCT4pXbL
Condescending Torts
Air hockey drinking game = SICK: http://t.co/yaDOwlcxdu
Fact
Being called "Baby" has a positive effect on the female brain, causing instant emotional stress relief.
Will Ferrell
canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey.
