Five Sense Darwin tweets
James Pryor
This girl lit her friend's bday candles from the outside in and got 2nd degree burns on her hand. I sense a future Darwin Award winner.
Lexie Flores
I thought a poster in the library was of Celine Dion, but it actually said Charles Darwin so that makes more sense #blind
GD♡
"You know what else is good about failure, Darwin? Is that it builds your sense of humor!"
Jess Wightman
@michaeltastic I often wonder how these people manage to stay alive. Common sense eludes them, so surely Darwin's law should've worked...
