Tweets about: Flat Onda Azul

UberFacts

Rich people in Russia often hire fake ambulances to beat city traffic. They don't have medical equipment, but sofas and a flat screen TV.

12 years ago

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

12 years ago

Las mujeres son tan complicadas que cuando se les aparece el príncipe azul no es del tono de azul que ellas quieren.

12 years ago

Coloquei um azulejo azul no meu quintal pra quando olharem minha casa pelo Google Earth acharem que tenho piscina. Ôh Glória!!

12 years ago

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

12 years ago

.@NicolasMaduro en Miraflores revisa el encartado de EL LIBRO AZUL http://t.co/TcuTMBKYR5

12 years ago

I tried something new yesterday. A Flat White Coffee. Turns out it's kinda the bee's knee's…

12 years ago