Flat Roof Benifits tweets
Gary Lineker
Part of a tree has hit the car roof. Not too much damage, I think. http://t.co/LkX5JarDIH
UberFacts
Rich people in Russia often hire fake ambulances to beat city traffic. They don't have medical equipment, but sofas and a flat screen TV.
Typical Girl
me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo
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me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo
Ghetto Translations™
"Stop gassing these hoes" = Who ever is overpraising these ugly broads should stop because their confidence is through the roof.
Sincerely Tumblr
me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo
Bitch Code ✿
me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo