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Flat Roof Benifits tweets

Gary Lineker

Part of a tree has hit the car roof. Not too much damage, I think. http://t.co/LkX5JarDIH

https://twitter.com/GaryLineker

10 years ago

UberFacts

Rich people in Russia often hire fake ambulances to beat city traffic. They don't have medical equipment, but sofas and a flat screen TV.

https://twitter.com/UberFacts

10 years ago

Typical Girl

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

https://twitter.com/AdorableWords

10 years ago

what

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

https://twitter.com/chanelpuke

10 years ago

Ghetto Translations™

"Stop gassing these hoes" = Who ever is overpraising these ugly broads should stop because their confidence is through the roof.

https://twitter.com/UrbanEngIish

10 years ago

Sincerely Tumblr

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

https://twitter.com/SincerelyTumblr

10 years ago

Bitch Code ✿

me: i want to lose weight me: i want skinny legs me: i want a flat stomach me: i want to be thin me: *sees mcdonalds* me: yolo

https://twitter.com/ItsAFemaleThing

10 years ago