Fliesen Im Bad Gesprungen tweets
Sarcasm
hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry
Conan O'Brien
Brazil is exhuming the bodies of two former presidents. Man, how bad is Brazil’s current president doing?
Damn Its True!
When I play my music, all my problems, stress, bad moods dissapear, for a while.
Sarcasm
i hate the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me
Female Things♔
Every girl wants a bad boy who will be good just for her, and every boy wants a good girl who will be bad just for him.
Sorry not Sorry!
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence
Story Of My Life
maybe the reason why im single is because ive never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger