Earth Mother Botanicals tweets
Common White Girl
mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health
UberFacts
There is an exoplanet roughly twice the size of earth. It's called 55 Cancri E, and it's crust is made of 2,500 miles of diamond.
God
Hot flashes. Increased irritability. Dryness. Congratulations, humanity, you've given the Earth menopause.
Sarcasm
mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health
Minion
mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health
Typical White Girl
mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health
Grumpy Cat
mom: how are your grades this semester? me: mother what's important is that we have our health