Free Wife Next Door Stories tweets
Steve Carell
The other day, my wife made pot roast in a crock pot. My daughter came in and asked "Why does it smell like arm pits?"
LifeFacts
Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
Sorry Not Sorry!
Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".
Country Words
The door's unlocked, I'll leave on the lights, baby you can crash my party anytime. -Luke Bryan
Mark Hoppus
No, I'm not talking about me and my wife (my wiife (Borat voice)), we're just fine. *wink* *nudge* *cries self to sleep alone on couch*
The Associated Press
Japan's crippled nuclear plant has a new leak of highly radioactive water entering the Pacific Ocean: http://t.co/YlR34GWdux -CJ
