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Steve Carell

The other day, my wife made pot roast in a crock pot. My daughter came in and asked "Why does it smell like arm pits?"


7 years ago


Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.


7 years ago

Sorry Not Sorry!

Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".


7 years ago

7 years ago

Country Words

The door's unlocked, I'll leave on the lights, baby you can crash my party anytime. -Luke Bryan


7 years ago

Mark Hoppus

No, I'm not talking about me and my wife (my wiife (Borat voice)), we're just fine. *wink* *nudge* *cries self to sleep alone on couch*


7 years ago

The Associated Press

Japan's crippled nuclear plant has a new leak of highly radioactive water entering the Pacific Ocean: http://t.co/YlR34GWdux -CJ


7 years ago