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The other day, my wife made pot roast in a crock pot. My daughter came in and asked "Why does it smell like arm pits?"
Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".
The door's unlocked, I'll leave on the lights, baby you can crash my party anytime. -Luke Bryan
No, I'm not talking about me and my wife (my wiife (Borat voice)), we're just fine. *wink* *nudge* *cries self to sleep alone on couch*