Funky Salad Servers tweets
Facts Guide
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Fact
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Steve Stifler
I said to a fat girl today, "You're a big girl!" She replied, "Tell me something I don't know." I said, "Salad tastes nice"
El Dante
Muy bueno que el FIFA 14 traiga nuestra cancion Funky Futurista como parte del soundtrack! @ikvoficial @EASPORTSFIFA
The Funny Racist™
I think black people don’t tip servers because no one tipped them when they were servants.
Will Ferrell
Alcohol. Because no good story starts with, "This one time I ate a salad..."
