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Friend: What's a good movie? Me: Snakes On A Plane Friend: What's it about? Me: Horses... horses on a boat.
Very Short Story
Ted eased the boat out of the slip. Betty was impressed. She hoped he maneuvered that well in bed, but even of he didn’t, he had a boat.
shaycarl
I think I'll pay our federal income taxes tomorrow...What's that? America is closed? I guess I'll buy a new boat instead.
Steve Stifler
Friend: What's a good movie? Me: Snakes On A Plane Friend: What's it about? Me: Horses... horses on a boat.
backstreetboys
To all of our BSB cruise goers - there will NOT be a pre cruise party this year. We wanted to save all the partying for the boat ;)
Shawna Thomas
They will not pass it in a boat. They will not pass it with a goat. Reid does not like your newish bill. And so that bill he too will kill.
Pauly Casillas
That movie where the Somali pirates take Forrest Gump's shrimping boat looks pretty good.