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Funny Quotes

Friend: What's a good movie? Me: Snakes On A Plane Friend: What's it about? Me: Horses... horses on a boat.

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10 years ago

Very Short Story

Ted eased the boat out of the slip. Betty was impressed. She hoped he maneuvered that well in bed, but even of he didn’t, he had a boat.

https://twitter.com/VeryShortStory

10 years ago

shaycarl

I think I'll pay our federal income taxes tomorrow...What's that? America is closed? I guess I'll buy a new boat instead.

https://twitter.com/shaycarl

10 years ago

Steve Stifler

Friend: What's a good movie? Me: Snakes On A Plane Friend: What's it about? Me: Horses... horses on a boat.

https://twitter.com/StevStiffler

10 years ago

backstreetboys

To all of our BSB cruise goers - there will NOT be a pre cruise party this year. We wanted to save all the partying for the boat ;)

https://twitter.com/backstreetboys

10 years ago

Shawna Thomas

They will not pass it in a boat. They will not pass it with a goat. Reid does not like your newish bill. And so that bill he too will kill.

https://twitter.com/ShawnaNBCNews

10 years ago

Pauly Casillas

That movie where the Somali pirates take Forrest Gump's shrimping boat looks pretty good.

https://twitter.com/PaulyPeligroso

10 years ago