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Because I'm a Guy

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix it "

https://twitter.com/CauseWereGuys

10 years ago

So Damn True!

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

https://twitter.com/JustAGirIThing

10 years ago

ihatequotes™

No matter what pain you've been through, tears will dry, broken hearts will heal, and somewhere a person who truly cares is waiting for you.

https://twitter.com/ihatequotes

10 years ago

Guy Codes

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix it "

https://twitter.com/Guys_Codes

10 years ago

Story Of My Life!

Here's some rain, just in case your timeline is dry. ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ `、ヽ``、ヽ ` 、ヽ`ヽ `、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、

https://twitter.com/TheFunnySayings

10 years ago

dave lackie

The shadows in this YSL palette can be used wet or dry. You could win this set! To enter, follow @davelackie & RT http://t.co/P32LCUacdf

https://twitter.com/davelackie

10 years ago

Jimmy Carr

Chris Tarrant says he got asthma from all the dry ice used on Millionaire. So, the Coughing Major could be innocent.

https://twitter.com/jimmycarr

10 years ago