Garage Door Operator Service tweets
Alexander William
Will be offering my 'Dive into your huge pile of gathered leaves' service all this week for the low price of $375.79 Serious inquiries only.
Debo Suponer Que™
Yo nunca vi un camión de helados, una casa del árbol, un puesto de limonada, una venta de garage, ni una niña exploradora vendiendo galletas
Drake the Type of
*Drake answers door* TRICK OR TREAT "no kids.. no TRICKS. just TREAT ur girl right" can we have our candy? "my ex liked candy" *sheds tear*
Spiritual Truths
Love will come to visit you again, when you close the door to the past, & open the window in your mind to a brighter future.
Alan Garner
Fun prank: fill your friend's car up with ping pong balls and then when he opens the car door, set his house on fire.
Top Islamic Tweets™
Allah gave us this world to test our Loyalty, Trust, Faith, Patience, Love and Service towards him for a better tomorrow.
Bake It Yourself
*Prize Giveaway* Follow & RT with #ILoveSlideandHide for chance to win an amazing Neff oven with a Slide&Hide® door! http://t.co/KgBnqOhZSu