Gas Stations In The Philippines tweets
The Onion
New Netflix Gas Lets Users Inhale Multiple Seasons Of TV Shows http://t.co/1fNFrP4sJK
Funny Tweets ™
when you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car
Bill Murray
Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 10 songs in the world, right?
The Labour Party
RT this to say you’re backing @Ed_Miliband’s plan to freeze gas and electricity prices http://t.co/qByQV1S835 http://t.co/RVMiiv9eaL
YA BOY BILL NYE
jupiter could float in a bathtub cause its made up of so much dam gas but that would have to be a mo fuggin big tub haha idk but you know