Georg Kalter tweets
Georg Grey
Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars. Idiots, they could have downloaded it for free.
Georg Grey
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson
Georg Grey
Pavlov is enjoying a pint in the pub. The phone rings. He jumps up and shouts: “Hell, I forgot to feed the dog!”
Georg Grey
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar
Georg Grey
When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
