Tweets about: Get Laid Tonight

Party Problems

I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze in the morning.

10 years ago

*teacher voice* tonight’s homework is to get laid

10 years ago

800,000 ... The number of #Americans the #Republicans laid off tonight #governmentshutdown #Retweet & make this trend @tedcruz #GOPdisgrace

10 years ago

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10 years ago

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10 years ago

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10 years ago

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10 years ago