Godfather Text Generator tweets
Because I'm a Guy
Deciding that you're not going to text her today cause she'll eventually text you if she really wants to talk.
Girls
You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
GuyCodes
The population in the US is about 60% female, so a lot of you women are going to die alone. Keep that in mind next time you get my text...
JENNA MARBLES!
Send me those 'I know youre asleep, but..' text. I like those.
FAT AMY
Send me those 'I know youre asleep, but..' text. I like those
Real Tweets™
If I text you first, That means I thought about you.