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Gorila Waiter tweets

Joshua Green

Saying a debt-ceiling raise is "caving" to Obama is like saying you're "caving" to the waiter when he presents the check for your dinner.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen

10 years ago

Sarcasm

waiter: "what drink would you like" me: "тнє вℓσσ∂ σƒ му єηємιєѕ" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: "is pepsi okay"

https://twitter.com/ComedyPosts

10 years ago

Bitch Problems ✌

waiter: "what drink would you like" me: "тнє вℓσσ∂ σƒ му єηємιєѕ" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: "is pepsi okay"

https://twitter.com/lnsaneTweets

10 years ago

Story Of My Life!

waiter: "what drink would you like" me: "тнє вℓσσ∂ σƒ му єηємιєѕ" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: "is pepsi okay"

https://twitter.com/Derpey

10 years ago

Students Problems

You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.

https://twitter.com/FactsOfSchool

10 years ago

Sorry Not Sorry!

You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.

https://twitter.com/ComedyTruth

10 years ago

DinahJane

Pero like ... Why hasn't our waiter come back . Sorry dawgg but we doin it for the vine lol oops @NormaniKordei @camilacabello97

https://twitter.com/dinahjane97

10 years ago