Tweets about: Gym Diary Joke

High School Problems

me: *laughs* parents: what's so funny what's going on who are u talking to can i see what's the joke what are you trying to hide from us

10 years ago

”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.” "Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it."

10 years ago

夕方から気温急降下　本州の山も初冠雪か http://t.co/rBVDHUD02I 今日も、最高気温はこの時期としては高い見込み。東京都心を含- め、関東から西では真夏日の所もあり、季節はずれの暑さが続き- ます。ただ、夕方からは一気に気温が下がります...

10 years ago

*runs for 30 seconds* my body stay vicious i be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness.

10 years ago

Selfie after gym ;) http://t.co/c2TbvZEbBu

10 years ago

i was gonna make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH…

10 years ago

..has given me, not to mention the fans I have gained across the globe.. And in one joke made during an interview with the SUN (ironically)

10 years ago