Half Marathon Diet Program tweets
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Gov't101:Half of Congress cites Law as a profession. Lawyers are professional arguers. Congress can't agree. Gov't shuts down
Damn Its True!
Don't judge me. You can't handle half of what I've dealt with. There's a reason I do the things I do, there's a reason I am who I am.
TextsFromLastNight
(907): As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
FC Barcelona
Final in Celtic Park! FC Barcelona defeat Celtic FC thanks to a header from Cesc Fàbregas in the second half. (0-1). #FCBLive
Story Of My Life!
Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?
Nicklas Bendtner
Great first half. Good goals and job done. Guns keep firing points home. Hope to be involved next match Great support from the fans
Damn Its True!
You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you.