Hampshire Kitchen Worktops tweets
Samantha Jones
Men who say women belong in kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom
Men's Humor
My socks are excellent at finding the wet spot in my kitchen.
Edwin van der Sar
Cleaning up the kitchen in a rush to get myself comfortable in front of the tv to watch @ManUtd! I am anticipating a very hard game.#MUNEVE
Wall Street Journal
"There is a forest of bacteria, spores, even pathogens, in a sponge." When to replace the kitchen sponge: http://t.co/Ws5jqAU3vX
Wall Street Journal
Kitchen sponges can be up to 200,000 times dirtier than a toilet seat. When to replace yours: http://t.co/0AXUOiGwBf
The Minions
There is currently more alcohol than food in my kitchen
Hugh Jackman
Dali holding court in the kitchen. AKA ... waiting for anything to fall! http://t.co/VtNUUfjqKE