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jimmy fallon
74% of Americans hand out candy to trick-or-treaters. The other 26% spend 3 hours hiding in the living room with the lights out. #fallonmono
Because I'm a Guy
Hand jobs are like Women's Basketball. A cheap imitation of something men do better themselves.
Uber Sports Fact
Barcelona's form in their last 20 Liga games at Camp Nou: W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W W. 20W 0D 0L.
TED
How to flirt with someone in a Museum: Introduce urself & then say,"I would shake ur hand, but that sign says do not touch the masterpieces"
Female Pains
am i the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours
BelieveTourUpdates™
Justin helping to build a school first hand in Guatemala (October 27th, 2013) http://t.co/2z64lTwPQs
Sex.
Being single is a good feeling, no drama or heartaches. On the other hand, it gets lonely and you miss that feeling of being taken.