Harvest Kitchen Ingleton tweets
Funny Quotes
My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn't even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart.
Ariana Grande
@isaacboots you just told a straight up twitter lie. You're sitting right next to me and @stephstonenails in the kitchen.
Funny Or Fact
My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn't even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart!
IGGY AZALEA
"@chanelvato: @IGGYAZALEA what about the skanky leg" < I made that up in my kitchen after I burnt my leg on some cooking grease.
Joey Tribbiani
My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn't even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart.
Barney Stinson
It's all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.
