Head Youtek Speed Lite tweets
anthony spears
when someone makes a joke about something i'm actually really insecure about i just laugh but in my head i'm planning out their death
Sorry Not Sorry!
normal person: -sings lyrics me: -sings lyrics -sings backup vocals -sings guitar riffs -plays air drum the entire song -head-bangs
SportsCenter
THIS JUST IN: Nets head coach Jason Kidd will be suspended for the first 2 games of the regular season for pleading guilty to DWI.
Ariana Grande
why oh why are all of Abba's greatest hits stuck in my head
Skip Bayless
What stunning acceleration and breakaway speed on that punt return (as well as the previous one) by Travis Benjamin. Bolt-like.
Comedy Tweets
Instead of LOL, try "LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL" : Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.
Mufti Ismail Menk
If the number of followers one has makes his head swell or spoils his attitude, he doesn't deserve even a single one. We are all equal.