Helium Einwegflaschen tweets
Zach Galifinakas
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep.... And Helium just brings it back to normal??
Ezra Klein
Good news! Congress just averted a global helium crisis. http://t.co/3TAJP8MLQ9
CheryeBomb
Your tweets are so bad I can only read them in a helium voice.
Science Alert
Earth's helium supply will run out by 2030. Party balloons will cost about $90 each.
Official SheIdon ツ
Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here.' He doesn't react.
Fernando Duarte
Scandal for me is not the Fat Cats at the BBC but whoever commissioned the Sara Millican show. She's like Minnie Mouse on helium.