Hertz Monthly Car Rental tweets
来世使える!クソみたいな英文
「俺の車ぶっ壊しやがって!反省してんのか?」 『してるし- てる!カツ丼食い行こうぜ!』 英文:「You did broke my car ! Are you repenting ?」 『Yes,yes!Let's go out to eat katsudon!』
James Yammouni
So upset on the way to the car, wish we could see everyone somehow :(
College GameDay
Most impressive teams last weekend (via @KirkHerbstreit) 1 Oregon 2 Mizzou 3 Texas 4 S.Car 5 Wis 6 LSU 7 Utah 8 Texas AM 9 Penn St 10 Tulane
Kirk Herbstreit
Most impressive teams last wk... 1)Oregon 2) Mizzou 3) Texas 4) S.Car 5)Wis 6) LSU 7) Utah 8) Texas AM 9)Penn St 10) Tulane
God
Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you.
Life Pro Tips
If you ever suspect someone is following your car, take four right turns. It forms a circle, and if they're still behind they're following