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The Associated Press
BREAKING: Nairobi's city morgue preparing for arrival of large number of bodies, official tells The AP. http://t.co/zwZMWpTKWg - VW
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Teacher: Now I want you to fold your paper lengthwise. Me: Hamburger or Hotdog?
The Associated Press
Deaf man on 175-day bicycle journey to raise awareness, injured in hit-and-run crash en route to Miami: http://t.co/Im0B6qxSyb - VW
Baltimore Ravens
Today is John Harbaugh's birthday. He laughed off a question about whether he'll celebrate on a party bus.
The Associated Press
Angry Pakistani Christians denounce church bombing as death toll rises overnight to 81: http://t.co/8FOSsfXJpQ - VW
TLF Travel Alerts
Due to a glitch, all bus countdown signs currently read "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". There is no need to be afraid.
The Associated Press
More gunfire, another explosion heard at Kenya mall; security forces carry body out of mall: http://t.co/xpGb6nLOnG - VW
