How Did Jesus Deligate His Leadership tweets
Irmã Zuleide
Quando vc derruba Guaraná Antarctica e o chão fica cheio de formigas. Quando vc derruba Guaraná Jesus e o chão fica cheio de smilinguidos.
Typical Girl
if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
Faith In God
Jesus said, "For mortals it is impossible, but for God all things are possible. -Mat 19:26
Villano del Tuiter
-Me bajo al bar a ver el fútbol. Y como no esté la cena preparada cuando suba la tendremos, inútil. -A veces me asustas, María Jesús.
Sincerely Tumblr
me: *not religious* me: oh my god me: praise the lord me: thank god me: oh dear lord me: jesus christ me: good god
Common White Girl
me: *not religious* me: oh my god me: praise the lord me: thank god me: oh dear lord me: jesus christ me: good god