How To Deal With Bill Collectors tweets
Funny Tweets™
how to deal with having a lot of homework due tomorrow: • take a 3 hour nap • spend like 4 hours on twitter • cry
Sorry not Sorry!
Hollister’s electricity bill must be like $1 a month.
Tiny Buddha
“I follow four dictates: face it, accept it, deal with it, then let it go." ~Sheng Yen
Eric Cantor
The President just threatened to veto our bipartisan bill to allow you to #KeepYourPlan. http://t.co/dXMhsTXWtn
Breaking News
FXX strikes 9-figure deal to make full seasons of 'The Simpsons' available for online streaming - @vulture http://t.co/ITYJq0kZRL
High School Problems
um you didn't text back in 2.7 seconds what's the deal
Disney Words
I’m feeling happy, which is a big deal for me. –Marlin (Finding Nemo)