How To Drink tweets
UberFacts
Until 2011 in Russia, any drink that was under 10% alcohol was not considered an alcoholic beverage, just a regular drink.
Not Will Ferrell
I just saw a girl drink a Starbucks coffee without Instagramming it... Is everyone okay?
UberFacts
The darker the color of your alcoholic drink, the more likely it is to give you a hangover.
So Damn True!
I just want to live in the 50s and wear big skirts and go to diners and eat burgers and drink milkshakes and go to drive in cinemas
Teen Quotes!
I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
Sarcasm
If I drink alcohol, I'm an alcoholic. What about if I drink Fanta? I'm FANTASTIC.
Sorry not Sorry!
waiter: "what drink would you like" me: "тнє вℓσσ∂ σƒ му єηємιєѕ" waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: me: waiter: "is pepsi okay"