Tweets about: How To Get Laid Tonight

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Good luck to @dmchristiansen on trying to get laid tonight! This YT clip applies to how I feel about your chances. http://t.co/45ny4oLi

11 years ago

"I'm wearing a tiger shirt...still trying to ponder how I didn't get laid tonight" @ChuckDaddy71 @SawyerFrideres @UncleJare @kreepy_kody

11 years ago

On a scale of one to ten how laid do you think I'm gonna get tonight from wearing a star wars shirt (empire, specifically)

11 years ago

In all honesty I'm just trying to get absolutely black out drunk and get laid tonight, don't care where/when/why or how #tripleD

11 years ago

This guy just keeps asserting how NYC is the perfect place to be in your 20s. Sadly I think he's going to get laid tonight.

11 years ago

@GMaryDavies how cringe was she tonight. She needs to get laid. ASAP

11 years ago

RT @abreegreen: @KeysJustin "guys get out of my bed, how am I suppose to get laid tonight?!" @josielynne8 and I "your not getting laid d ...

11 years ago