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ChristianProbs
They gave me lukewarm coffee at a coffee shop so I spit it out all over the counter. I don't think they appreciated my biblical reference.
Unrevealed Facts
The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
Kumail Nanjiani
Dear lady, $14 is crazy for an airport sandwich but complaining to the counter guy is like telling a cop to pull troops out of Afghanistan.
Dollynho
NÃO COMPRA VIDEO GAME NÃO, VAI NO BAR JOGAR SINUCA COM OS AMIGOS E TOMAR UM DOLLY GUARANA
Brick Tamland
A squirrel walks into a bar. The bartender goes "the usual?" The squirrel glances at him quite confused, attacks his face and scampers away.