Improv Half Moon Bay tweets
UberFacts
Watching a horror movie can burn up to 200 calories - The same as walking for half an hour.
SportsCenter
•21-24, 264 Pass Yds •NFL record for TD passes (12) through 3 games •A string of 15 straight completions WOW, Peyton Manning. What a half!
What The F*** Facts
12 years ago Portugal decriminalized all hard drugs. Today, drug abuse is down half of what it was in their country.
Mister Banatero
"Jokes are better than promises. Because jokes are half meant, while promises are half lies."
Sarcasm
Think of a number. Double it. Add six. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is three. Mind=Blown